| sharab hai to mai-khane banee husan hai
to dewane banee ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagal khane
banee |
Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo
but aaj naha lo...plz...hahahaha |
| Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain
MALARIA HAI..... |
Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap
say krain gay...Per tomray abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir
gusai main aa ker qatal na ker dalin...Kiya qatal to sari umer jail
main guzarin gay haha!!!! |
| Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil
beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai! |
Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal
banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda
hi dafnaoun ga./td> |
| The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on
you? |
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to
send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM
THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget. |
| Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to
send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM
THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget. |
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having
sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping
& 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on |
| How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe
that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put
too much value on kissing |
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to
track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is
reading this. |
| Q:What is the difference between a wife and a
girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!! |
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur
phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir
mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar! |
| Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2
bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko
pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan
kehtay hai. |
Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy,
ek larkay per vo marty thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number
deynay se vo darty thy. |
| This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving
this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have
infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless
you are ugly. |
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat
ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v
bohat ho. |
| Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho
too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men
kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!! Submitted By : Orient Think,
Submitted On : Nov 23, 2005 |
Teri Maa Di Tere Peo Di Teri Behan Di Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di Tere Pure Khandan Di Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai |
| Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exzm
Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kia
Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!! |
Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay Woh Kambukht
Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay |
| I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds
rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later
I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...! |
I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in
July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I
still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! |
